Schwarzenegger. Norris. Van Damme. Willis.
Of all the 80s action stars, he stands above the fray of bodybuilders and white kung fu masters, both who are wannabe actors. And he is serious about his action flicks unlike the quick-witted Willis (actually, I have nothing against Willis).
Rocky. Rambo. Expendables. Stallone has been a part of our cinematic adventures for quite some time. And he is maybe, possibly a Christian or lapsed Catholic depending on your internet source. But whatever his faith is, one thing remains… He. Is. A. Badass. We salute Stallone this week and bring back our old friend, Ian McLoud, the O.G. Wildcard.